Bowling After-Hours

I just went bowling with an incredibly entertaining group of people. I love them all. But I'm pretty sure the lanes were rigged. EVERY time we bowled a strike-worthy ball, there was this one pin on the right side of the lane that REFUSED to go down! It was infuriating! If not for that single rebel pin, our lane of five determined (and very talented) women would have dominated the lane of five lazy and unattractive boys next to us. Okay, so maybe they're not really that unattractive, but they are pretty lazy. Because they're guys - HELLO.
Anyway, so bowling. I bowled pretty decently aside from the fact that my spare success rate was about 1 in 5. GROSS! I think my favorite part of tonight was the mini competitions between people. Some of them were mutual (known by both parties), but some were just plain one-sided. I lost my one-sided competition, but the great part of that is the person whom I was competing against will NEVER KNOW he beat me - muahahahahaha!
Now I'm home watching "Whose Line is It Anyway?" This is a great show. I'm pretty sure besides Will Smith, Wayne Brady is the most attractive black celebrity I have ever seen. Probably because he's funny AND he can sing. Can I get an "amen"? Thank you, ladies out there with good taste.
I actually had a girl friend tell me the other day that I would be perfectly suited for a black man. I would just like to know why she would say that. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that all the cd's I was playing in her car were mixed especially by me and featured nothing but rap music. Or that I knew 80% of the words to the songs. Or that the only kind of dancing I'm good at begins with the word "booty." Or that Will Smith, Wayne Brady, and Denzel Washington make me swoon at times.
But that all means nothing.
Because I also like country music, and I think culturally, that should negate the fact that I like rap. I also know 100% of the words to Shania Twain's music, and I'm a big fan of "white girl dancing." If you don't know what that is, watch "Clueless." OH, and Paul Rudd, Gerard Butler, and Vince Vaughn are the three most beautiful men I have ever laid eyes on. You can't get more white than that.
In conclusion, I am random. And if you've read this far, we should be friends. :-)