Friday, February 7, 2014

No, I don't want to be a FCSB!

So whilst G-chatting with one of my most awesome friends, Jordan, today, I realized something.  Well, first, let me just post a bit of our convo to get you in the zone:

me: I'm trying to find a job and I just want to pull my hair out, scream, cry, and eat chocolate all the time.
Jordan: i know that's super hard
me: Yeah :/ And the whole eating chocolate thing doesn't do well with my wedding diet/exercise program. haha
Jordan: hahaha
yeah i've been working out 5 or 6 days a week
training for a 10k in a few weeks
and then i'm doing a triathlon in the fall with some coworkers
for me, it helped to have something to train for
instead of just having a general "i'm going to lose weight for the wedding" thing
because that was too easy for me to cheat with
like "oh, yes i will eat all of this bread because the wedding is still months away"
me: haha yes, the bread thing - totally me
Jordan: "i don't need to go running this morning, i've got so much time"
but with having an actual race coming up, i've gotta build up my stamina
and i've come a long way since the fall
i went from only being able to run like 5-10 minutes at a time to now being able to run for over an hour without stopping
me: And you're already so good-looking! Gahhh! I'm gonna be like a flesh-colored Shrek bride!
That's. awesome. You're awesome.
Jordan: FLESH COLORED SHREK BRIDE IS MY FAVORITE PHRASE OF 2014
i love you and you will look NOTHING like a FCSB
me: YASSSS! I'm so glad it's a thing now. With its own acronym and everything.
In fact, I'm going to write a blog post entitled FCSB and mention this very conversation. I may even copy and paste.

So, in conclusion, I don't want to be a FCSB.  I refuse.  My current goals are:

1. Find a dress.
2. Find a job.
3. Eat healthy.
4. Exercise er'day (or almost every day)...
5. Lose weight, look great - No FCSB here. 

Have a great day, everyone :)